READY, SET TOOT!

IF you are easily offended please do not read any farther...

First this is my big day YAY... it feels good.. I will give the low down tomorrow on how today went...

Today I had a thought.. ( I think most days but today.. I had a rather funny thought) I think somewhere during our creation.. there was a mistake made... yes.. friends we are faulty... see .. I think.. had we had one extra special function put in our development .. well we would not have these issues regarding our size...
I am talking about the BIG.. or little.. or squeaky or silent... or LOUD.. sound we all make.. Farting, tooting, breaking wind.. ( I do not break wind.. I create wind! ) passing gas, winking ( ?) pftting..or any other euphemism you choose... see I think.. that for every fart we should lose a pound. think about it.. the bigger the smelly .. the flatter the belly... just a thought... I mean... I think that would solve it all.. you know? Toot your way to better health.. ..
For those of you out there who say you do not do things like that... all I can say .. is well.. LIAR!!!!
Think about this ladies.. if this were the case.. you would not be called fat.. just full of air... pass it and POOF you are smaller.. how cool would that be... pooting the pounds away... if only...
Well.. just a thought...
For the record.. here are the worst foods of 2007 per spark people.
Ohh and on my wanderings...
WHERE POLITICS MEETS WEIGHT LOSS

E-DIET TIPS

WHAT TO EAT

FOOD POLITICS

WHAT TO EAT 2

MR. BAD FOOD

Thats all for now..
Wish me well
Wish you well too..