FAMILY FROM OUR WEDDING

Monday, January 7, 2008

READY, SET TOOT!

IF you are easily offended please do not read any farther...

First this is my big day YAY... it feels good.. I will give the low down tomorrow on how today went...

Today I had a thought.. ( I think most days but today.. I had a rather funny thought) I think somewhere during our creation.. there was a mistake made... yes.. friends we are faulty... see .. I think.. had we had one extra special function put in our development .. well we would not have these issues regarding our size...
I am talking about the BIG.. or little.. or squeaky or silent... or LOUD.. sound we all make.. Farting, tooting, breaking wind.. ( I do not break wind.. I create wind! ) passing gas, winking ( ?) pftting..or any other euphemism you choose... see I think.. that for every fart we should lose a pound. think about it.. the bigger the smelly .. the flatter the belly... just a thought... I mean... I think that would solve it all.. you know? Toot your way to better health.. ..
For those of you out there who say you do not do things like that... all I can say .. is well.. LIAR!!!!
Think about this ladies.. if this were the case.. you would not be called fat.. just full of air... pass it and POOF you are smaller.. how cool would that be... pooting the pounds away... if only...
Well.. just a thought...
For the record.. here are the worst foods of 2007 per spark people.
Ohh and on my wanderings...
WHERE POLITICS MEETS WEIGHT LOSS

E-DIET TIPS

WHAT TO EAT

FOOD POLITICS

WHAT TO EAT 2

MR. BAD FOOD

Thats all for now..
Wish me well
Wish you well too..

6 comments:

Laura said...

Girl -I am with you. I could be so skinny if I lost a pound every time I farted! Even my family would agree....It would be the fastest weight loss plan ever!!!

Scale Junkie said...

Do your dogs toot too? Sadie will once in a while and spin around like someone smacked her butt and get all offended by the smell...its hilarious!!

shari said...

If I lost a pound for each fart, I'd probably be a size 0---this post made me crack up Honi- I love the way you think!
Love you!!!

A Lighter Life said...

Haha - this post made me giggle :-)

Blimmey, Honi, I can fart for England, LOL.

I tell you, some nights the duvet doesn't even touch the bed! Haha.

The term "silent but violent" springs to mind....

LL x

Critter said...

Some days you need to read a silly post:) Thanks for the smile Honi.

byebyechunkymonkey said...

Great blog, my sides hurt right now!