WARNING SIGNS THAT THE LADY WITH THE RED LUGGAGE IS COMING FOR A VISIT

CHOCOLATE ~ BECOMES A MEAL
CHOCOLATE ~ BETTER THAN SEX ( not really but ya know what I mean)
ANYTHING IS A GOOD REASON FOR A CRY ~ COTTONELLE COMERCIAL WITH THE CUTE DOGGIE~
Realizing how once she surprised you
You hated her for a while
You worried about her when she did not show up on time
You talked about her behind her back with your girlfriends and cursed her to no end.
You were glad when she finally showed up and relieved when she left
Sometimes she can be a pain even before she arrives
All the things that usually never bother you suddenly roar in your face.
If someone says hi to you the wrong way you cry.
If someone does not say hi to you, you cry
If someone says hi to you , you cry..
Well I guesss you know why I am writing about her.. she is coming for a visit at the end of the week.. and BOY is she letting that be known.. I woke up with a WHOPPING HEADACHE THIS MORNING.. and I am stuck on HUNGRY no matter what I eat.. Trying to get some extra protien in so that will help stave off my hunger. For me thats the worst part of having her visit.. I tend to get weepy, headaches and VERY HUNGRY... so if you happen to run into me this week.. say hi to me.. but say it the right way ( WHATEVER THAT IS) and don't mind me if I start tearing up for no reason.. and if you happen to have a cheeseburger in your purse.. or .. uhmmm CHOCOLATE may I have some please!!!!!
Wish me well
wish you well too..
*** From my last post regarding the note to the Doctor.. for the record.. I have a really cool doctor.. who has always been full of advice and thoughts and has asked me questions to help him work with other overweight patients. I did however have a run in with a doctor ( bone doc) who told me to not walk up steps after I had carefully explained that my house has steps and that unless I put a ladder up and crawl through a window I would not be able to enter my house..dude was clueless..